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By gkosthefinalboss7, history, 4 hours ago, In English

This is an off-topic blog.

Hello, everyone!

Yesterday, I was thinking about how I'm too ugly to ever get my crush. That led me to thinking about the distance people take from ugly people, and then I realised this:

Let's imagine if Ni- a scenario where you and your crush are standing 2 meters away from each other for some reason. If you are ugly like me, then taking a step towards her would probably cause her to run 1 kilometer away from you. But if you think about that, she would realise how insanely strong 1 step you took was and since you are so strong she will accept you. That means that if you are extremely ugly, you can get pretty much any girl you want (unless they don't want that much safety).

The idea of the 'story' is: If you cannot be handsome, try to be as ugly as you can.

I hope you enjoyed reading this blog and hopefully try to get a girlfriend with this method.

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Critical Flaw: assumed you and your crush are standing 2 meters away (this in fact almost never happens for cpers who can't even get within 2 meters range of grass)

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    I can confirm and my profile proves it :). The only green colour I see everyday is of my heat map

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Well, if you want to make a girlfriend, you need to solve more problems!