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Yet another [if (not x) then y] blog
By hashman, history, 5 weeks ago, In English

If I don't reach IM by 2026, I'll change my handle to the most upvoted comment here.

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Stay true to your word and change it to "the most upvoted comment here"

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hashtagman

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to this "aewrgqlksnfthcvkjgk", good luck!!

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brainrot-man

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not enough steak , make it GM u still got nearly 10 months left

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cashman

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    Another banger. Please stop suggesting actually good ones 😭 😭

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How about "I_love_Donald_Trump"? Surely that will motivate you to get IM...

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evenvalue_bootlicker

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    5 weeks ago, # ^ |
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    NO. Also what happens if someone else takes the most upvoted handle before you hashman?

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      5 weeks ago, # ^ |
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      Well, I didn't think of that before, but... hopefully no one does that. Ok, I just checked and fortunately the_most_upvoted_comment_here (the current most upvoted) is still open.

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        5 weeks ago, # ^ |
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        Make it evenvalue_hater_number_X in that case. :P

        replace X with the first non-negative integer such that the handle is available. :PP

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        5 weeks ago, # ^ |
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        Let's hope you don't need to change your username at the first place :)

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smashman

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If you don't get IM by 2026 you'll be "beaten_by_ai" /j

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I have to get back to Master before IOI

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sexman

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trashman

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good luck__than

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What about if_i_dont_reach_im_by_2027_i_will_change_my_handle_to_anything_you_can_imagine

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diddy

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i_suck_my_own_ass

PLEASE GIVE UPVOTE SO HE CHANGE HIS NAME TO THIS

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    At least stay decent !! There is a difference between funny and vulgar username..

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hash_AK_IOI

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unordered_hashmap

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I was planning to troll you a bit but unfortunately...

tmp

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    oh uh... oops.

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      Well then I'll just have to gitgud and not have to change it at all.

      (And well, if I still have to change it, I'll take the second most upvoted after that)

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    Not tryna be mean, but thats such a gay joke, not even a joke, just being annoying cause u think its funny, like go fuck urself

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hashset

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skibidi

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if you can't reach International Master you might as well change your username to "domestic_master" or "local_master"

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I_have_a_long_dick

(upvote it so he can change his name to this)

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