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Windows Se7en Source code
By AKGMA, 14 years ago, In English
Hi guys
Here's win 7 source code:

/*
	GNOT General Public License!
	(c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include "dos.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"

class WindowsSeven extends WindowsXP implements nothing
{}

int totalNewFeatures= 2;
int totalWorkingNewFeaturs = 0;
long double numberOfBugs = 34598982192174E+82193218;
bool readyForRelease = false;

void main()
{
	while(!crashed){
		if(first_time_install)
		{
			if((installedRAM < 2GB)||(processorSpeed < 4GHz))
			{
				MessageBox("Hardware Incompatibility error.\r");
				return ;
			}
		}
		Make10GBswapfile();
		SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|*GOOGLE*);
		AddRandomDriver();
		MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error");
		BSOD();
	}
	//printf("Welcome to Windows 3.x");
	//printf("Welcome to Windows 95");
	//printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
	//printf("Welcome to Windows Me");
	//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
	//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
	//printf("Welcome to Windows Longhorn");
	//printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
	printf("Welcome to Windows Se7en");

	if(still_not_crashed)
	{
		while(1)
		{
			CheckUserLicence();
		}
		for(;;)
		{
			CheckUserLicenceAgain();
		}
		RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();

		DisplayFancyGraphics();
		Flicker_LED(hard_drive);
		RunWindows(XP);
		return LotsMoreMoney;
	}
}
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Comments Comments (17)
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14 years ago, # |
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Thank you so much! I've always wanted to see it. Please, post here the full windows 7 source code. I can't compile this piece.
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14 years ago, # |
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Mozilla Firefox has the same story. There is no real improvement in it.
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14 years ago, # |
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I think it is not funny. I spent one year on Vista and I have seen BSOD only one time.
Now I am on Windows 7 and it is really improved. It is faster than Vista and eats less RAM.
So I completelly disagree with you.
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  • 14 years ago, # ^ |
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    But there are still BSOD on Win7 =( I found them 5 times for 6 months)

    But it is really the best MS OS I have ever tried.
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    • 14 years ago, # ^ |
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      I think you should check your hardware (there are special test programs to do that). This can be RAM or HDD failures. Also your CPU or the whole system may be overheated (especially if you encountered those BSODs during this crazy summer).

      I use win7 on several computers since it was a release candidate and I don't remember seeing BSOD once.
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      • 14 years ago, # ^ |
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        I can surely say, that one BSOD was after some manipulations with FireFox. All others was during  hibernation.

        I think, there are still some mistakes or bugs in OS code) or may be some undocumented features =)
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  • 14 years ago, # ^ |
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    Agree with you.
    Maybe, after release of Windows Me it was really funny. But now, after 8th repetition of same joke...
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14 years ago, # |
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It reminds me the XKCD comic.


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14 years ago, # |
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somewhere in the source code of microsoft visual studio:

void BeforeCreatingPoject()
{
Sleep(MAX_INT);
  int res = TryingFor5MinutesToFindOutAnswerForTheUltimateQuestion();
ASSERT(res == 42);

}

and i have no idea what they doing in the function InitToolBox()

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14 years ago, # |
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This was new for me. Thanks Esi
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14 years ago, # |
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Wonderful!
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14 years ago, # |
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Necroposting is necroposting.
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14 years ago, # |
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lol ,  AKGMA ... ROFL!!
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14 years ago, # |
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You can't return lotsMoreMoney because it's a void function :D
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