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5 steps to reach expert
By Aphrim, history, 13 months ago, In English

Hello codeforces, today I will teach people how to reach expert.

1: Learn Binary Search (Very important skill for most problems)

2: Edge for atleast 8 hours a day (Intense stimulation helps neuroplasticity)

3: Listen to K/DA (K/DA music uses special radio frequencies in their music to improve CP capacity)

4: Tip your landlord (Landlords are very hard working people, you will get good karma from tipping them which will make you better at CP)

5: Don't talk to women (The average person talks to women, but the average person is also a newbie on codeforces, not a coincidence)

Hope this helps!

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13 months ago, # |
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so by point 5, you mean all gay people are lgm level?

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    20% of the way

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      what about female cp enthusiasts?

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        This is a more complicated case I did not included as it is less common, but for them to have same effect, they just have to not talk to men

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    5 Steps to Becoming an expert, but not an lgm.(

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    good observation MR. lagendry grand master

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      I agree that mr.lagendry grand master's opinion is indeed a good observation

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facts

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accidentally talked to women the other day & my rating paid the price. won't let it happen again

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you missed the part where you dedicate half of your room to merchandise with your anime waifu

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    If you do step 3, this will happen as well naturally.

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5 steps to reach expert:

1) Register

2) Newbie

3) Pupil

4) Specialist

5) Expert

voila!!! you are awesome!!!

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For me, it is three steps of becoming an expert.

1, Study hard and reach master.

2, Behave very bad in a contest and lose 200+ ratings (like get hacked or fail system test in a "speedforce")

3, Drop back to expert.

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xam lol

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I forgot step 5 :)

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Div2 people are so unfunny

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    Oh, of course we are not stand-up comics like you

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I thought it was a serious blog while reading the first point xD

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o dear lord, have been talking to women consistently from past few months. Now I know why, I could not improve. thanks man

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gold

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But my Landlord is Women, I have stucked in paradox. What should I do now ?

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Tips to becoming candidate master:

1) Solve 2200R+ problems

2) Don't do any contests, only solve problems

3) Talk to women.

4) Get depressed how you don't have any life and you can't get any women and lose 2 months from your life.

5) Accept that you suck at everything else and CP is the only thing you have left to do

6) Start contesting and become CM in two weeks

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    The only steps that are relevant are 5) and 6).

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then why there is photo of women in your display picture?

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6.regular involvement in sports or other physical activities

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what do you mean by Edge? Like to keep away of people?

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    When practiced by males, direct sexual stimulation without the refractory period after orgasm is observed. When the controlled orgasm is achieved, the physical sensations are greater as compared to conventional orgasm. Orgasm control is referenced as "slow masturbation" in Alex Comfort's The New Joy of Sex (1993) and "extended massive orgasm" in Vera and Steve Bodansky's 2000 book of the same name. It is similar to the Venus Butterfly technique used in the volume The One Hour Orgasm (1988) by Leah and Bob Schwartz. Detailed practices including exercises can be found in several books, such as Mantak Chia's The Multi-Orgasmic Man.[

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I learned binay search, whats next?

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    Bro if you know binary search now make graph algorithms like dixtra for some shortest path problems and after that mst like borivka and afte that range structure like segtree (i think its userful for tree problems and also dsu) and dinic for flows and matchers

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Haha bro your too funy

I will try your tips hahahah

I am expert expect i dont use tips

Maybe after learning this i will be red or yellow at least

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2nd and 5th points orz

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lmao the 2nd

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