smalyarovsky's blog

I finally reached CM!
By smalyarovsky, history, 5 weeks ago, In English

Hey there Codeforces,

Just writing to share my joy of finally becoming a CM after 2 month of extensive work! This is a hard earned achievment, but I don't plan to stop here. I've set my next goal — becoming an expert — and I will achieve it no matter what! To my fellow masters: I know sometimes it seems like you're miles away from becoming CM, but I say to you — never give up! Everything's possible if you're drinking enough alcohol.

Take care!

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Congrats, can you share with us your training method?

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    Koskenkorva vodka, cigarettes, junk food, no more than 5 minutes a day for programming

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Okay, I'm on my way to the bar.

Candidate Master L_Wave

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is that bec you realized that you can't go beyond master?

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bruh, ur next goal should be negative rating :)

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I highly suspect that you might be drunk right now.

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Hope I can get my CM back next round, please bless me!

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    I've been seeing your comments in every post I read today lol. Good luck on the next round! I hope to get my CM back too

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Challenge Accepted! Lets see who becomes Expert first.

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TLDR of my reading

  1. Open Post, find someone made CM
  2. Upvote without reading as a token of brotherhood for making CM
  3. Open profile to understand how long it took this guy to CM
  4. Find out he made it CM in 2022, then think this post is from 2022 someone necroposted it
  5. Read time and find out its not necropost. Read first line, then find out he said 2 months, still storyline doesnt match the graph
  6. Read whole blog and understand they had us in the first half.
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"never give up! Everything's possible if you're drinking enough alcohol"(haha emoji)

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Drinking alcohol is not a joke and it is not permissible to joke about it, as it is forbidden.

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pls give pro tips. how can i reach cm?

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Congrats!! I will come join you as soon as possible!

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