Because of this contest, our teacher let us go to school earlier than before today...

This is so unfair. We spent a lot of time on this game, including sacrificing a lot of my lunch time and nap time, and Mike told me that it was postponed to 22:35 (UTF+8)

it is injustice!

Is this how Codeforces treats a competition from (one of) our best universities?

you are right

Upvoted.

Now we need to stay up late (UTF+8), that's terrible.

upvoted

Who's gonna make up my ten yuan for my coffee?

I didn't even play at noon for this game.

In my previous life, I was stuck on some unknown question in CF round; in this life, I was reborn before CF round 1010 and I was determined to take back everything. Hey, where is my rated?

Just CF things

This is the first time I feel that CF is more stupid than CCF

Mike's thought is like a hotpot in a quantum superposition state, grilling the philosophy, physics, molecular gastronomy, and interstellar civilization on the barbecue grill of parallel universes, emitting a twelve-dimensional aroma! If the entangled state of spaghetti and concrete can deconstruct the crispy parameters of beta radiation, then perhaps stirring helium flash curry with a Fibonacci spiral screwdriver can really find the golden ratio temperature for a Roujiamo sandwich in Heisenberg's uncertainty principle—after all, when gamma rays pass through the wormhole folded by a pair of pliers, the pearls in the Milk Tea from MXBC (a popular Chinese beverage chain) have already completed their superconducting pickling in Schrödinger's equation! (By the way, please make sure to take me to the kitchen next time for the string theory icing decoration at the cross-disciplinary seminar!)

genshin late but arrived lol

This is what my classmates want to do:

No offense, but I'm just wondering who is the source that knows Mike plays Genshin Impact. There have been so many users blaming on Mike playing the Hoyoverse game to escape from the issues.

Strange and funny codeforces