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By SecondThread, history, 4 years ago, In English

CF Hot News: Seattle Builds galen_colin orz Statue

Good morning everyone!

We have just received word that the City of Seattle has completed their recently funded galen_colin orz statue. City planners say that this is the latest update in their recent endeavor to honor their favorite CF personalities.

"I'm proud to announce that the galen_colin orz statue has finally reached completion," announced city planner Vasya. "You know, after we decided to shape the space needle as a symbol praising the great Monogon, some of us thought that we would never be able to make such an amazing work of art again. We're truly delighted that we were able to prove all the skeptics wrong with this new piece."

The project was built entirely using renewable energy created by water turbines run exclusively on the tears of java programmers TLEing on system tests. The city hopes that, with enough publicity, the statue might one day become a tourist attraction.

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I don't know if this is better or worse than the relationship posts

edit: probably worse

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I expect covid cases to spike in the coming month, now that millions of galen_colin fans from around the world will be unable to resist the urge to visit this statue in person.

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    i do feel compelled to go visit right this moment

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    As flights to Seattle from fans across the world quickly fill up, this is becoming the largest instance of a MinCostMaxFlow problem ever solved.

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      Colin Galen paving the way ahead with his mysterious water bottles, the secret drinks to doubling CF ratings, as confirmed by none other than Colin Galen himself.

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Engineers are devising a mechanism to keep the statue rotating perpetually, because it is, as Petya said and I quote "essential"

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The statue also has the magic power of boosting the codeforces ratings of whoever touches it!

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funniest post on codeforces :$

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UNESCO also proposed to add this place to the list of seven wonders of world . But After the visit by their team , they were shocked by the glory and divinity of the this marvellous structure . So , now they are now going to create a new category in honour of galen_colin .

Scientists were also stunned how can a monument be so dynamically , mathematically correct . So they have decided to solve mysteries of black hole using this epic model .

We are blessed to have galen_colin as our fellow citizen on our planet earth . Thanks for enriching humanity with your immense knowledge .

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Man .. what is going on in the blogs lately xD.. Cp bf/gf..tinderforces .. And now this...

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omg look at that tourist pun

and the"The project was built entirely using renewable energy created by water turbines run exclusively on the tears of java programmers TLEing on system tests" haha