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UPD: I failed. Another "If I don't reach GM im gonna die" blog
By lis05, history, 19 months ago, In English

Today, 01.06.2023, me, master lis05 with rating 2163, sets myself a challenge to reach grandmaster rank before the end of the summer, 01.09.2023. If I fail, then I'll do whatever is written in the most liked comment. I can't buy you a Bugatti or become the citizen of Botswana, so only realistic requests will be taken into account. Good luck to me.

UPD: Since I plan to do a lot of virtual contests, I decided to write down my performance in them. Performance in a contest is calculated as performance of the first participant whose place is worse than mine.

  1. 2152 — 28.05.2023
  2. 2141 — 29.05.2023
  3. 2042 — 31.05.2023
  4. 2351 — 01.06.2023
  5. 2277 — 02.06.2023
  6. 1958, 2063 — 03.06.2023 (bruh, what an unlucky day)
  7. 2064 — 05.06.2023 (okay, maybe I should stop solving EDU rounds)
  8. 2351 — 12.06.2023 (Yeah, I took a pause because of my exams. But I am free now! Yey!)

UPD

Sadly, I failed. I will keep my promise tho. Wait for an update.

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19 months ago, # |
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Make me the most downvoted user on codeforces

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19 months ago, # |
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good luck!

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19 months ago, # |
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Good luck , I hope you get GM before the date

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19 months ago, # |
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If you fail, you will try again till winter and will never give up until you reach your goal.

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19 months ago, # |
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If you fail, do a sine wave with your rating graph :)

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19 months ago, # |
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Get a wife and make your children GM

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19 months ago, # |
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Ig its time to write: "If I don't reach CM im gonna die" blog

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19 months ago, # |
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get a girlfriend

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19 months ago, # |
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If you fail, you'll have to drop below 0 rating (on this account) before you can try again.

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19 months ago, # |
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Set this goal like two years ago, and here I am.

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    19 months ago, # ^ |
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    So maybe you got a girlfriend as i don't see a SINE wave in your rating graph :)

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19 months ago, # |
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If you fail you have to post 3 Educational videos on Youtube about any CP topic you want
If you managed to do it you have to post 6

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19 months ago, # |
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If you fail — stop writing such blogs and measuring progress by a rating. Instead just enjoy solving problems and giving contests.

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    19 months ago, # ^ |
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    I'm not measuring progress by rating. Reaching GM has been my dream for a long time

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      19 months ago, # ^ |
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      Ah, I got it. Initially (after looking on this desperate title) I thought you're just obsessed with rating in general. But that way it make more sense from my POV. Good luck then!

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    19 months ago, # ^ |
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    I enjoy improvement more than solving problems.

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19 months ago, # |
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Touch grass (Harder than reaching LGM for codeforces users, should be motivating)

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19 months ago, # |
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What you will be doing apart from giving contest ofcourse. Like upsolving or doing some ancient archive?

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    19 months ago, # ^ |
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    Upsolving and virtual contests

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19 months ago, # |
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Shave your head

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19 months ago, # |
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post your pic with your hair dyed hot pink.

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19 months ago, # |
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If you don't reach GM, you dye your hair pink for a week.

It's an old legend's challenge xD https://codeforces.net/blog/entry/62324

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19 months ago, # |
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Get a life

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19 months ago, # |
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If you fail, you have to author a contest, win-win situation xD

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19 months ago, # |
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Become the tester of educational rounds.

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19 months ago, # |
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if he reaches GM i will do something realistic you request

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19 months ago, # |
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Wish you reach GM before 15.06.2023

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    19 months ago, # ^ |
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    he can't bro, there are no div1 contests until that date.

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Sir if you fails, post again with greater motivation and i am sure you gonna be GM soon.

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19 months ago, # |
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If you fail, for every subsequent contest, start from the last problem and don't submit any problem unless you've solved all problems after it. And use Cin, Cout with #define Cin cout, #define Cout cin instead of usual cin and cout.

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    19 months ago, # ^ |
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    Nice one, but you are talking with a Go user :)

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      19 months ago, # ^ |
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      Okay then you can switch to C++ and do this :P

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      19 months ago, # ^ |
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      But you've only submitted 6 submissions using go

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lis05 which is the fastest language after c++ in cp

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19 months ago, # |
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Enjoy yourself & rest for some days and then try again harder :p

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19 months ago, # |
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if you fail participate in 2 contests and just submit a code to get wrong answer

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19 months ago, # |
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If you don't reach GM by the end of summer, repeat the same challenge for the next three months, and so on until you reach GM.

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if you fail you have to leave cp until you loose your virginity

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If you fail, code in word or any text editor for a month with center alignment, no extesion and use black color for text instead.

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19 months ago, # |
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Good luck!

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If you fail, become a beginner's teacher and help them until they're capable of writing such a blog of their own :)

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Solve hundred 2400 problems

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This post is for Easy rating farming

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19 months ago, # |
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As a cat lover I wish you success!

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19 months ago, # |
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If you fail, you will take lessons for me until I become expert/CM

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become gm and get gf

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make an ad about our server.

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19 months ago, # |
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join Ukraine military, easy.

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19 months ago, # |
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You most certainly can become a citizen of Botswana! It's not easy, but if you're committed to it, sure.

https://www.gov.bw/citizenship/citizenship-application-naturalization

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Get a life.

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19 months ago, # |
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do you mind if i will write here about my virtual contests too?

upd: oke

  1. 1952 — 03.06.2023
  2. 1312 — 04.06.2023 (rated round)
  3. 2155 — 05.06.2023
  4. 1758 — 06.06.2023
  5. [1700,1900] — 07.06.2023 (had an unrated virtual contest, so i took average rating with place (my_place+200))
  6. 1609 — 08.06.2023
  7. 1865 — 09.06.2023
  8. 2110 — 10.06.2023
  9. 2100 — 11.06.2023
  10. 1489 — 12.06.2023 (rated round)
  11. 1634 — 15.06.2023
  12. 1473 — 16.06.2023
  13. 1731 — 17.06.2023
  14. 1813 — 18.06.2023 (rated round)
  15. 1608 — 18.06.2023 (rated round)
  16. 1825 — 19.06.2023
  17. 1552 — 24.06.2023 (rated round)
  18. 1746 — 29.06.2023 (rated round)

avg june: 1751

  1. 1831 — 01.07.2023
  2. 1652 — 02.07.2023
  3. 1811 — 06.07.2023 (rated round)
  4. 1620 — 07.07.2023
  5. 1793 — 11.07.2023 (rated round)
  6. 1939 — 16.07.2023 (rated round)
  7. 1665 — 24.07.2023
  8. 1340 — 27.07.2023 (rated round)
  9. 2097 — 29.07.2023 (rated round)

avg july: 1749

  1. 1955 — 02.08.2023
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19 months ago, # |
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How do you choose which virtual contests to write?

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19 months ago, # |
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Guys, if I don't reach GM within one year, I am gonna die. Haaaalp pls

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Either way even if you reach GM, you are gonna die one day !! :)

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Today, 07.06.2023, me , master fzx with rating 2103, sets my self a challenge to reach grandmaster rank before the end of the year.

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If you fail, do the same challenge but the deadline is 1.12.2023 and you do the things in the top 5 most upvoted comments

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19 months ago, # |
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If you fail, you have to drop to -10 contribution before participating in any codeforces contests.

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18 months ago, # |
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Friendly reminder to keep working towards your goal

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18 months ago, # |
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If you don't reach grandmaster rank by the end of summer, you must organize a "Code-a-Thon" where you challenge fellow programmers to a battle of coding puns. Each participant must come up with the most creative and hilarious programming-related puns they can think of. The event shall be called "The Pun-derful Programming Showdown," and the winner gets crowned as the "Master of Coding Comedy."

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i hope you manage to achieve that but if you fail i want you not to stop trying until you hit gm

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can't wait until you show your botswana passport

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    17 months ago, # ^ |
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    Botswanian girlfriend is more likely

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You still have almost 2 months. The possibility is still there.

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How exactly did you fail if it's only August 9th?

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    16 months ago, # ^ |
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    from what it seems, there's not gonna be a div 1 contest or combined rounds from today to September 1st. maybe i'm wrong doe since a contest could load anytime soon.

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How did you expect to become red without participating in a single rated round?

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    16 months ago, # ^ |
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    Theory: He actually wanted to participate, but when the upvoted request became "get a girlfriend", he decided to take this chance

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    16 months ago, # ^ |
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    Soon after starting the challenge I realized that I didn't want to do CP anymore.

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      Wow, that was a really short path from "If I don't reach GM im gonna die" to "I didn't want to do CP anymore". I hope it's priorities reevalutation, not the burnout.

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Dude, that is so annoying. I already hate people that make this kind of blogs. Not only you made the blog, but you didnt participate in a single contest. And you update the blog saying "Oh shout, I failed". What the hell. You should go to prision for wasting people time. I like celebratory blogs, I hate blogs of people promising things.

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    16 months ago, # ^ |
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    i actually enjoy when a person works hard for the citizenship of botswana

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    16 months ago, # ^ |
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    There are no rules regarding what a person can and can't post. Also, I didn't force you to waste your precious time on reading my blog, it was all your decision.

    The reason why I didn't write a single rated contests is very simple.

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Btw you can use https://codeforces-anytime.firebaseapp.com/ to know your actual virtual contest performance, also it has a virtual rating system!

Like My Virual Profile
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16 months ago, # |
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I don't think I best who give advice for master :> , but bro we should try only . believe in you .

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what's up doc?

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    16 months ago, # ^ |
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    Nothing new. I am currently improving my rizz. :)

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