Today was a great day. I exercised for 4 hours straight. I ran 20 miles back and forth my office. There I solved 20 2400 rating problems by myself without taking any help from editorials, did no office work. My boss said that it was ok to take a break sometimes from the hectic day to day office life, and that he was going to grant me a paid leave for this day. Such a nice guy. I had been feeling very energetic, my brain was working fast like flash. I also ate three times today, breakfast, lunch and dinner. I texted my crush that I love her and she said that we should get married. I was so happy that I climbed up a 20 meters high wall and jumped from there, and I didn't even get a scratch. Then there I met Mr Slime. He said, "Hello Zzzz, how are you doing?". "I am no longer Zzzz, from today I am Mr Gay..... I mean Happy". Surprised, Mr Slime asked, "Why Zzzz, what happened?". "I haven't slept in past 24 hours. I have decided that I am going to change myself to become the greatest Grandmaster in Codeforces, and in ICPC. That's why I am going to stop sleeping 19 hours a day". Mr slime, seemingly concerned, said, "That doesn't seem right Zzzz, you are doing it wrong". "Why?", confused, I asked. Mr Slime said, "You shouldn't change yourself for others, Zzzz. No matter what others think about you, or what others expect from you, you should always stay true to yourself. And be yourself. Do not follow the whim of the world, and proudly remain who you are" Afterwards I woke up from sleep. I found myself lying in a hospital bed. The dream lasted for 24 hours. From experience, I have calculated that time in real life flows about 1.25 times faster than in dream. That means I was sleeping for 30 hours straight. I was sleeping for so long that people thought I have gone into a coma and admitted me into a hospital. It was a nice, long sleep. But I am feeling sleepy again. So before going to sleep, I wanted to share my experience. It was a great sleep.
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since when we can use emojis??
tl;dr
probably drug-induced psychosis
LOL
CF Brainrot ah post
it`s good!
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you also have crush ,, great man. I thought wrong before ,if i make mistake please correct, weak in english
Brainrot on CF ? That's new.