ButColinOrzInAllWays's blog

By ButColinOrzInAllWays, history, 4 years ago, In English

Hello guys, because of this trend that's going on, I really felt the peer pressure to share my EXTREMELY INSPIRATIONAL AND MOTIVATING SUCCESS STORY.

To some this might seem unachievable but it's actually quite easily achievable, I'm gonna share the steps to do it.

Prerequisites: Be orange already

Step 1: Make a new account on codeforces

Step 2: Reach orange in 3~4 contests

Step 3: Brag

See that's how easy it is. I would like to add that if you're already red on codeforces, you can use a simple variation of this technique to reach red quickly (the only difference will be in step 2).

Frequently Asked Questions:

"What if I'm not already orange?"

Answer: You are the reason why the Step 3 above makes any sense.

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idk what to say but i have an example of this accounts too : https://codeforces.net/profile/ark_84 btw he is red

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I am curious whom are behind these accounts: COVID-19 and SARS-CoV-2 who became orange in 2 contests.

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      Exactly according to their profile description. Which I do not believe.

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        so you always trust others' profile whatever the content is? Obviously someone who is not Chinese creates this account with such disgusting profile. No Chinese user will make his/her profile like that. All your words nearly equal to racism. I hope you can take back what you said. Also, I hope you can think with your own mind next time instead of believing what other people say.

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          Actually I am Chinese, but after reading your comment, I decided to be American now. Let's make America great again!!!!!!

          I mean, the person who wrote this comment is Chinese, not "SARS-CoV-2".

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            OK, as we are both Chinese, now we only have different opinions and it is not racism. So I just say that I dont agree with you. Maybe what you say and what you do means a joke and I am sorry that I cannot understand it. That's the end and I will not comment anymore.

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              I had discorded this account from February/March. There was not much news about "racism" at that time, so I copied the personnel information from 2019-nCoV. Now it's updated.

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              I'm Chinese,too.Actually,I think you are too serious.As you know,Many Chinese exept who's in Hubei Rrovince didn't feel the influence from the 2019-nCoV. It's normal for some of them made a joke like this.There are people all over the world, so we should understand each other. If any one had different appointment from you it's better for you to chat with them privately instead of posting comments. Because maybe them just wanted made a joke.

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              Just don't think about politics. It is boring, harmful and meaningless at all.

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        thank you for adding a sentence ' which I do not believe.' From my view, that is to say you understand your comments may be offended and want to change your words. But I really hope you can also reply to me instead of just adding a sentence, because those who did not see your previous comments cannot understand why I make my comments so seriously and they will treat me as a crazy man. Thank you.

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      obviously no. I think if you seriously think and observe, no chinese people will create such accounts. So I dont know your intention by saying such words. What you say nearly equals to racism. If you just want to make a joke, sorry no chinese people will treat this like a joke. So please take back what you say, and try to seriously observe and think before making any comment next time.

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        Sorry, I just wanted to make a joke. I didn't want to offend someone. I don't think chinese people should be discriminated due to the virus. But it felt too good a joke opportunity to lose. But you are right that such kind of comment leads to racism. So, I've hidden it.

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          thank you very much for taking back your comments. I believe that in order to make CF a good community without racism , it depends on everybody's efforts. Also, it still takes a long way to go , since some people downvote my reasonable and unoffended words after I posted my comments for only 30 mins.

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            Then why is " Germany and Japan were responsible for WW — II " not racism?

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              I dont know why you talk about world war 2. Do you think such events equal to this COVID-19 racism? What you say about world war 2 is fact and people around the world all agree with this fact. World war two is caused by people on purpose and everybody need to make efforts to forbid such behaviour in the future. That is the reason we need to always remember world war 2 and people around the world believe that the government ,instead of average people, must take the responsibility. And if you want to make a joke by creating an account with name of world war 2, obviously you should also be blamed because you dont treat this seriously. However, although COVID-19 is firstly discovered in China, there is no proof that Chinese people intentionally creates such virus. Therefore, this is just an accident, and We Chinese also suffer from this virus a lot. Therefore, Chinese people should not be discriminated. And such kind of accounts and some offended comments obviously offend the feelings of Chinese user in CF and should not appear here. Hence, these two events are not similar at all and your comparation is unreasonable. I hope next time you can make a better comparation.

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                Hey, Cheer up, mate!! No one's discriminating here. Even the first comment was a very smooth joke, and you should've taken it lightly.

                Coming to the serious part, as you say, no one blames the general public ever. So we aren't blaming the Chinese people for all this. Maybe the Chinese Government, but who knows?

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                  OK, I get it. Maybe it is true that I am a little serious and sensitive. But the two accounts with name of COVID really annoy me(and I think every Chinese people will not be happy) and I really hope that other users blame the two users who named their accounts after COVID and that people not make jokes about Chinese people. That is the reason I seem a little crazy. And I believe that nobody at this time know the truth of COVID-19 events, so I think talking about who is to blame is meaningless here. That's all.

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That last line tho . You have my respect for that last line lol.

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That's true, these posts are trending too much these days, someone really needed to say this, or we would have tons of CF blogs by cyans who became blue.

But you shouldn't have created an alt to show this. It is really unprofessional participating in rated rounds with alt accounts.

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    lmao "unprofessional". I don't think anyone cares about professionalism here.

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      My bad, I meant unsportsman like behaviour. It's disrespectful to other participants who are following the rules.

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This trend is worst of all trends. Nobody gets motivated by reading anyone's rating story. In real life the rating thing seems worthless.

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Can I reach grey in under 4 weeks too?

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    All you need is a little dedication and a lot of WAs.

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      Or you can try to make very many Unsuccessfully Hacked

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    Just give me your account for a single contest.

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Damn it. You got me. I got click baited.

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You had me in the first half, not gonna lie!

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This advice is dangerous. Someone who is not orange could try to use this recursively until they become orange and break the universe.

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What about LaiMeiyun? He become Grandmaster by only 3 contests.

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I remember, codeforces used to be a good place before this god damn trend ;(

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I totally agree with your last line :)

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This guy made an account and went through all this effort just to prove a point. Hats Off!

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Can’t understand how this post gets so many upvotes. Author should be banned for creating multiple accounts instead

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Well, I got your original profile(maybe) Left_utkarsh

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    This is undoubtedly him, but it is only one of his several orange accounts.

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      Spoiler
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        Why??

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                  Lottery Prize

                  Moreover I opened till spoiler 16 in above comment and couldn't find anything. So if some nice guy opens it till end please take a moment to tell us too whats unique that fake id had came up with

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                  tell us too whats unique that fake id had came up with

                  "lol"

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                  Is that it?? I thought to find some secret nuclear or alien technology in that comment. By the way many recursive spoilers were there??

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                  Exactly 100

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Step 4: Write everything on a funny blog.

Step 5: Get +100 contribution for it.

Step 6: Brag more.

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One of the most inspirational blog ever on codeforces Now every orange coder must be able to make it to orange

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No longer possible to remaster this achievement if Mike's new calculation system implemented. :(

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Well, look at WZYYN.

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Step 4: Write huge amounts of dumb posts

Step 5: Get -INF contribution

Step 6: BrAAAAAAAAAAAg

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Step 4: Get noticed by Mike

Step 5: Mike tests the new rating calculation for new-comers first with you.

Step 6: You are now a gray coder and can no longer do Step 3.

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Hell of a bragworthy inspiration.

Now, I'll share this blog and do Step-3