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I've discovered the secret to become lgm — part 2
By giant_text, history, 4 years ago, In English

this method (discovered by me!!!) allows to become lgm, but red black trees are very difficult and no one really wants to study them
so I've discovered a new (!) method to become lgm, and it requires no effort (!!!)
now I'll prove that everyone is an lgm

lemma: everyone has the same rating on codeforces
proof by induction: we will prove that every group of $$$n$$$ people has the same rating on codeforces
base case: this is obviously true for $$$n = 1$$$
induction: $$$n \rightarrow n + 1$$$
pick a group of $$$n + 1$$$ people: the $$$n$$$ people on the left and also the $$$n$$$ people on the right have the same rating, so the property is true also for $$$n + 1$$$
so everyone has the same rating (q. e. d.)
so you have the same rating of tourist (!!!)
so you are an lgm (!!!!!)

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It also means we have the same rating as jh05013 but you're gonna ignore that part aren't you

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Let's be honest: your induction fails in translation from 1 to 2)

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    $$$2$$$ doesn't exist, it's a mere illusion made to discourage us
    isn't it weird that $$$2$$$ is considered the only even prime number?

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It sounds a lot like you've proven that all programmers are horses of the same color with an infinite number of legs!

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Delusions can affect mathematical induction too.

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This post is one of those things I wouldn't be able to unsee.

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