Mine favorite is-**Are you pretest 2,because i am not getting what's wrong with you**. Tell your Favorite one liner.
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Mine favorite is-**Are you pretest 2,because i am not getting what's wrong with you**. Tell your Favorite one liner.
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Do you roll hash, cause your eyes are intoxicating ;)
Your joke was unrelated to programming.
coz u dont know rolling hash algorithm
this one wins
Are you a girl? Cuz I didn't get you.
He really just stated his girl problems :o
A bit lewd :
Will you let me run my Graham's scan on those convex hulls you have?
Much Better: Will you let me gift wrap those convex hulls?
Another one :
Hey girl, are you Kali Linux? Because I need to do some penetration testing with you ;)
Hey girl, are you a semicolon? Because my program is missing you =)
Don't worry girl, you're declared with const keyword in my heart.
Another :
Don't worry girl ;) you're always on top of my priority queue.
I hope your data structure is ready for many push() and pop() queries. ;)
Sometimes during runtime I wonder if she'll mind if I pop_front() and push_back() without taking her permission. ;)
These lines have worked for you?
I am afraid thats NP-HARD
My profile pic summaries your all one liners.
hey girl are you deque, because i need to push and pop on both sides.
Are you Lazy Update? Because you don't go deep in.
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Lmao this is gold
genius
But before that, how about a Depth First Search of her concave hulls. ;)
Are you "Pretests Passed"? Because I love you so much and also fear to lose you in System test**
Are you "Wrong answer on pretest 2"? Because I hate you so much...
SecondThread sorry for tagging but I am sure you have some awesome one liners to share.
He will not reply, He is busy with his D;)
Hey girl, are you my largest subtree? Because I have some queries that need to be deep inside of you.
Or a grade-A insult:
Hey girl, are you a splay query? Because as soon as I saw you I wasn't long anymore.
She's so promiscuous you'd think she's a highly composite number; almost anything will go into her.
Doing homework late at night is like running flow: you have to just keep pushing through until you're done.
You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so red it just left my mind.
enough with the contribution farming. I already seen all that contribution farm...
Trie again.
Are you writtten in c++ cuz with you, time is faster than others...??
Be my CP, I will be your tourist.
Are you Grandmaster ,cause you are everyone's dream XD
Are you a tester, cause I want to give you contribution
Are you a cheater? Because I'm about to dedicate my entire life chasing you
Hey Girl, Are you a TLE (Code) ?, cuz you are running in my mind forever... ;) (Dedicated to Tanya)
Are you a Div 4, coz you are rare !
Div4 was a one night stand bruh.
Let me insert a child node between your left and right subtree using a parent pointer.
Are you Round#719, cuz I'm still waiting for your reply..?
dont forget to flush after output.
Are you greedy? cuz my dp didn't work on you
Are you memoized? Because you always turn me O(n).
Be my rating , I will stare at you everyday !
Are you dp ? cause I cannot understand you.
I like how the OP asked for one-liners but all these desperate single virgins can think of is pick-up lines.
Telling your father that he's a virgin. What a paradox....
Will you memoize my recursive life?
Are you modular inverse, cuz you extend my euclidean.
It's better to use DP.. It will take time but at the end you will be in your right track.
1354C2 - Не так просто вписываем многоугольник
nothing to see here
nothing to see here
are you system tests, because you always make me nervous
Are you Codeforces, because I am never gonna give you up.
I came here expecting some great one line optimization but lol. Anyway here it goes,
On which of your 3 nodes, should I run my dfs?
Or better, on which of your 3 nodes, should I run my dfs first?
Funny how most CPers don't even have the balls to ask out a girl anyways.
Not everyone is Qualified
Qualified orz
Wrong, Tzak is the orz person here.
Are you testcase 42 ? Cuz you are about to make me overflow ;)
Are you Monogon? Because I'm going to give you contribution!
Are you a contribution leaderboard? Because I want to be on top of you.
Whoa.
Are you codeforces.com? Because I love it when you go down on me.
Are you AtCoder Grand Contest? Because you always make me cry
Are you Codeforces and I am a newbie because you said "I have many like you".
Are you geometry, because i hate you.
I want to upvote but you have currently 69 upvotes. So, I don't want to ruin this achievement.
it was 70 now, disliked it get it back to legendary number.
Are you an exception? Let me catch you ;)
Are you Div.1? Because I can't register to you.
Hey girl,are you out of bounds? because I tried a lot but couldn't reach u :(
Poor tourist always finishing first.
Fuck all those shitty ones. This is the best : )
Send nodes.
Are you Java? Because you do it slow ;)
Do you know HLD? cause i wanna put some heavy chains on u
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eagerly waiting for a one liner that doesn't sounds as an insult or disgrace or offensive to a girl/woman.
DICTIONARY DEFINITION one-liner nounINFORMAL a short joke or witty remark.
Are you a submission for 1520G - Идти или не идти? Your password is 'qwerty'.
Are you a tree ? cuz I want to run a dfs from top to bottom on you
Girls — np-hard
Hey! is queue too long to get my system tests passed ?
Long long is not only a data type.
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Are you TLE, coz ... ... ... ..
Are you math? Because I hate you when you come as Div 2 Bs.
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Baby!! I am original , Trust me you will not get SKIPPED
Me: Solves C Her: Gimme the D
Are you
Time limit exceeded
cause I'm too slow in front of you.Are you
Runtime error
cause I can't hold you within my limitsLemme play with your bits
Please wear BitMask on your bits.
when I see you my heart goes like rainboy's ratings
cringe
Are u index to my value, I want to make a pair with you to sort my life
Are u a corner case? , Because I am always taking extra care of you.
Heyy gurl ! Are we in the same class coz I would love to access your private variables!
Hey girl, Are you pretest 2? Because I hate you.
Accepted is lob.
This is one of the horniest comment sections I have seen, anyway here goes mine
Are you a vector ? Cuz I wanna push back
Maybe I am just a plagarized code, everyone just says I am not their type.
Baby, maybe we should try depth-first tonight.
Hey Girl, lets union our disjoint set.
Hey Girl, want to see my minimum spanning tree with its maximum flow?
Hey Girl, I’ve long longed to be accepted by you.
Hey Girl, we are in our prime and nothing can divide us.
a) Lines of your code when you get a compilation error: There is
1 missing semicolon
among us.b) Are you a bitset? Coz when you're with me, time moves slower.
c) Rating graphs are like covid curves, definitely flattening out one day.
Hey Girl, you can call me Dynamic Programming, because I’m hard for you.
Hey Girl, if I were a polynomial, how would you expand me?
Hey Girl, are you a triangle? Because you are so right.
Hey Girl, you avg(min(pain), max(gain)) me.
Are you a judge? Cuz I want to interact with you.
Call you dopamine because I'm addicted to DP.
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hey girl are you a Div 3 E, Cuz iam not "Hard" anymore
That actually made me laugh out loud. I hope I remember this line to use it in the right sort of situation with my competitive programmer friends.
Hey FieryPhoenix, next time if you are the problem setter in codeforces, could you make one of the problems named Phoenix and <a sports team based in Phoenix,AZ> (e.g Phoenix and Suns), it would be mad interesting lol.
Hey girl are you a sprinter , I want to pass my python code.
BIT this, BIT that, how about you go get some BITches
you must only solve three problems every contest, cause you always get stuck on this D—
Poor Tourist always coming first.
Edit
Poor Tourist won't get a girlfriend because he always comes first.
$$$\mathcal{O}(n^2)$$$ passes $$$n=10^6$$$,brute forces algorithms crash standard algorithm!
are you an atcoder problem? cause you'r so elegant
Some classics
Are you test 69? Because you are about to make me overflow ;)
Let's test the max flow from my source to your sink tonight ;)
Do you like DFS or BFS? It doesn't matter; I go both broad and deep ;)
Do you like color blue, coz I wanna be sEXPERT.
Do you know binary search, coz I wanna query your mid.
Are you my rating, cause you have been jumping up and down.
Does it troubles you that my template is too long?
My tree wants to dp you
broski must be an opossum
LEWD
Will you be my cp, coz I do it every night.
The comment section passed the vibe check XD
My Relationship Status — Idleness Limit Exceeded on Pretest 1
Okay, these lines are great, but unfortunately the girls don't seem to fall for them. A few of them even tried to call the police on me :(
It seems that I have to continue my quest...
we need to make you
protected
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Are you False, because I want to bang you.
"That binary tree, really did not have any leaves"