I decided to write for you some jokes as a reward for your efforts on Codeforces :)
Why did the bitwise operator feel powerful? Because it could shift anything.
Why did the dynamic programmer fail his test? He forgot to memorize his answers.
Why did the recursion go to therapy? It kept calling itself.
Why don't developers use elevators? They're afraid of infinite loops.
Why did the debugging session take so long? Because the bug had a recursive nature.
Why did the competitive programmer get kicked out of the bakery? He kept greedily taking all the bread.
If I succeeded in changing your mood, please give me an upvote :)