Some CP jokes :)

Revision en1, by meligy122, 2025-03-18 23:03:25

I decided to write for you some jokes as a reward for your efforts on Codeforces :)

  • Why did the bitwise operator feel powerful? Because it could shift anything.

  • Why did the dynamic programmer fail his test? He forgot to memorize his answers.

  • Why did the recursion go to therapy? It kept calling itself.

  • Why don't developers use elevators? They're afraid of infinite loops.

  • Why did the debugging session take so long? Because the bug had a recursive nature.

  • Why did the competitive programmer get kicked out of the bakery? He kept greedily taking all the bread.

If I succeeded in changing your mood, please give me an upvote :)

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